I would simply point out to her that
a) eating sulpher is retarded
b) eating Arsenic is retarded
c) these pills would be retarded if they contained those things
d) these pills are even more retarded by the fact that they don't contain those things anyway
e) she is retarded
f) you are ashamed to share DNA with her.
( WormuIus, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

lol

( applehead herp derp, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:19, archived)