It's because you're a girl, online.
My favourite type of person.

Someone who I can shout at but won't run away because they can't stand to look at my face.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

it's also lucky smell doesn't carry over the internet

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

Fair point,
I'm in a decontamination zone right now while they figure what's causing the smell.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 20:03, archived)