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I just spoke to my auntie in Dublin
to thank her for agreeing to make my wedding dress. So I decided to search the internet for inspiration. Oh dear Lord.

I can't think of a question. I just wanted to show you this horror and point out that it isn't in fact me in a wig.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
Apparently a great many tards dont have mirrors.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
or regular bin collection days, it would appear.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
What an odd thing to say!

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
I was merely referring to fact the dress looks like it was made from a bin bag.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
Oh I see.
Sorry old chap, the old brain is fuddled today.

Want some home made bread and butter pudding to say sorry?
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
Thanks for the offer, but no thanks.
I can't stand raisins.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
Yeah. With their turbans and their smelly food. You wouldn't one living next door, would you?
Oh ... raisins. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
Don't get me started on dates.
Coming over here, stealing our jobs and our women, etc, etc. Nick Griffins Anti-date/raisin/sultana rhetoric is becoming ever more appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
Oh, pleeeeeease consider this one.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
It'd be easy for her to do I suppose.
Easier for me, bin bags, more cakes and a stapler
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
Lies

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
Its benny in a wig

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
Who's a wog?

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
That's a man, right?

(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
Goths are such bad dressers.
I mean, fucking look at it. That's atrocious, the filthy whore. Has she never even used an iron before?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
She'd look quite attractive if she looked attractive

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
That's a fucking bloke, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
I quite like this one:
www.fairygothmother.co.uk/newimages3/hn-2416fronts.jpg

I could dye it a different colour afterwards. Do people still chop up wedding dresses to make the christening robe these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
This one is lovely too, but I'd look stupid in it.
www.fairygothmother.co.uk/newimages3/hn-1324fronts.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
You're linking to the whole thing,
not the individual corsets.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
Bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
right-click then "copy image location" :P

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
Ooh
www.fairygothmother.co.uk/newimages3/large/v2040l.jpg

I don't even want to get married, I just want a dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
I don't want you to get married or have a dress,
I just want that girl in that dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
Off you go, so.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
Fuck it,
I'll just rub one off while I look at all the pictures you've linked to so far.

Saves me actually talking to a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
she has monster teeth where her tummy should be
raaaaaaaaaaaar
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
The trouble with those kinds of dresses
is that you have to be an attractive woman in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
None of those for me!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
Only those that:
a) Get married before having kids and
b) Have the child christened/baptised
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
i'm surprised how many folk i know have their children christened, despite being atheists
i believe this is because grandmothers are a more powerful force than is often reckoned
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
I'd fuck you if you wore that dress.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
+ up the arse, dry, with chilli pepper under my foreskin, as a punishment

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
You'd fuck a hole in the wall if it wore that dress.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
Only if Dale Winton had been signed up to shout "COME ON THE WALL"
just before ejaculation.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
Ha :)

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
I think he has.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
Oh my

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
cor!

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
aren't you upset that people are linking to your flickr account?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
I've not slept so my brain isn't functioning. So, what?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
I was insinuating that that was a picture of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
You're horrible to TuTT

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
it's okay, I deserve it.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
Am I nice to anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
To be honest
no you're not. Not even me. And I'm LOVELY.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
Lovely in a fucking awful way,
if anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
SHUSH IT UP.
I'm lovely and nice and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
ok, great, forum banter, cheers

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
It's because you're a girl, online.
My favourite type of person.

Someone who I can shout at but won't run away because they can't stand to look at my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
it's also lucky smell doesn't carry over the internet

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
Fair point,
I'm in a decontamination zone right now while they figure what's causing the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
COPPER'S NARK

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
Maybe this?
images.quickblogcast.com/82086-71861/hello_kitty_wedding_gown.jpg
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
They couldn't even find a model to wear that one.
Ghastly.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
Probably shot herself with this:
www.kittyhell.com/2007/01/25/hello-kitty-gun/
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
I reckon that deffo at one time had a cock.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
They're much too tall to be you.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:39, archived)