I have no smut

( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

what about things that look like smut but aren't but your mum will think are smut?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

Like my 5ft batman cardboard cutout?

( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

I'm disgusted thinking about the hole in it
like at the seaside where you put your face through to be the strong man,

but the hole is in the groin
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

Not quite like that no
He does have a headcrab on his head though
( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:48, archived)