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OH HEY!
I'm moving flat on Saturday. I'm dead excited.
What do you think will go wrong?
As long as none of my computer bits get destroyed, I'll be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
Nothing will go wrong if you've labelled all your boxes properly,
put padding on anything that needs padding, then check the house AFTER you've taken all your boxes/stuff out just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
Have you never moved house?
Something always goes wrong. It's part of the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
I've moved all of my stuff from student house to student house.
Not done a whole massive family move.

The last time I moved I ended up with a lot more stuff than I had before I moved out, due to my housemate being a fitness trainer on a cruise ship so wanted to downsize.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
You'll move all your stuff into the wrong house.
With hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
You write the script,
I'll write the theme tune.

Neil Morrissey can star.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
that's nearly a week away
I'll be able to give you a better answer closer to the date
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
You'll get raped on the way to the new flat.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
Your cheek could get cut by a staple in one of the boxes
Any legal types here? I'm thinking of handing in my resignation tomorrow - The original company I was employed by went tits up in 2004 (I started in 2001), my contract with the current company is for 2004 so I'm guessing my notice only has to be from '04? Also, can I use unused holiday against that termination period, and how does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
You can use holiday, I know that much
but if you're trying that trick near the beginning of the year they can get you. They could say "well you've only worked one tenth of the year, so we'll only allow you one tenth of the holiday"
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
Also: have you been working for a titsed up company since 2004?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
No, the company I had my original contract with went tits up in 2004
but the directors did some funky shit and nothing really changed other than company name. However the contract is in that new company name and starts 2004.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
Does your latest contract say anything about continuous employment?
Companies normally prefer people to take holiday within the notice period as it saves them paying actual money in lieu. However if you are in a vital role, it should be in your contract whether you can take holiday or if you have to work it out. If it's not there, you don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 17 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
Thanks
Contract was written before I was in a vital role, so it isn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
True
Shame, I'd moved a week's holiday from last year to this so I could go on a long holiday (which now isn't happening anyway) so I've got 5 weeks to use up. It would mean I would only have to work 1 week.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
Did you take statutory minimum last year? That would have been 24 days including bank holidays.
If you didn't, you should be able to carry that over. If you did, then it's up to them whether they let you or not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 17 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
the flat will be built on top of an ancient indian burial ground

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
I think everywhere is London is a burial ground for someone.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
PLAGUE

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
I'm sure he'll remember to pack his colgate

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
TOTAL PLUS WHITENING

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
people will be cheering in the streets
/mean
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
You seem to have misread what he said.
He didn't ask

"What will happen when jenpots dies?".
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
too mean!
far too mean :'o(
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
Just remember that Master Of Turnips is shit
and it'll wash over you like water on a duck's back.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
you have it wrong
MoT is a cunt and he knows it.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
I'm really not shit.
I'm a firm favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
Since when was there a point of being "too" mean.
There's mean, neutral and nice. Nothing inbetween.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
it isn't inbetween
it's after mean.
nice - neutral - mean - too mean - right, that's it, I'm going to give you a hiding.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
that's what I've been after all along ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
all you had to do was ask

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
Will you wear the leather this time?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
Only if she manages to get the stains out of the crotch

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
you can keep it, sweet
it never fitted the same after you borrowed it.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
It was difficult getting my ginormous manhood in there
but I managed it
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
you enjoyed it
thus the stains in the crotch.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
Pretty much
but the prostitute I hired will never walk properly again.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
only if you wear the gimp mask all the way through, this time.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
It's not true, top yourself and see

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
wuv you too!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
Your neighbours will be noisy, your landlord will refuse to fix the boiler
and a large black man with a machete will hack your front door down at 3am for sleeping with his girlfriend even though she moved out last week. At best, you'll only lose a couple of fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
why are there never any large white men with machetes
they only seem to get ornamental samurai swords.

the government equality office is doing a terrible job
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
Ah yes, those things
I'll be sure to put in a security gate just inside the door, make of cast iron bars.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
so you have one of those 0101 cunts as well?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
it's a computer bit that you put your byte into

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
What killed the romance of the century?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
It wasn't him, it was me
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
I'll never understand dwarves
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
There's no point even trying

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
I married one
Probably only because I liked the way her tits wobbled when I shagged her.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
It's as good a reason as any

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
Logistics
I remember when I moved flat and the bloke who had the van got shitfaced and turned up two hours late. I just remember phoning repeatedly and getting his voicemail whilst standing in a pile of boxes.
(mingeswingers, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
Ah right
Fortunately I have the most reliable of movers next weekend: my mother.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
have you hidden the smut well?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
I have no smut

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
what about things that look like smut but aren't but your mum will think are smut?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
Like my 5ft batman cardboard cutout?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
I'm disgusted thinking about the hole in it
like at the seaside where you put your face through to be the strong man,

but the hole is in the groin
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
Not quite like that no
He does have a headcrab on his head though
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
I think you'll be attacked by a roaming pack of rabid yorkshire women, in the search of fresh meat.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
That's probably true
I will make sure I have a whippet to distract them
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
Good plan.
With lashing of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
You will unpack your boxes
and find Gonzo in them.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
He's been in Cyprus for a week
but that's when I started packing... OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:59, archived)