Fran the Fish.
Pictured here in the fish's natural environment: The Nightclub Floor.

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And slightly more normal looking.

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( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

Looks a bit carp if you ask me...
*hits self*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:23, archived)