Either my phone can't receive messages and calls
or noone's calling me.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

make tentative contact with
a phone sexline via e-mail. they will never stop texting you. Just don't reply at £££s a go.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:47, archived)