Wotcha
my phone borked today so I got a cheap PAYG from Tesco to stick my SIM in. Turns out the top-of-the-range K750i from 3 years ago is now a lowly T303 but in a different cover and half the price. Clever recycling or taking the piss?

What is your mobile phone issue at the momemnt?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

I have a 1st gen iphone
think i'll get the new one in June. And no, I'm not the sort of cunt who will insit that everybody should get one.
( MrA, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Either my phone can't receive messages and calls
or noone's calling me.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

make tentative contact with
a phone sexline via e-mail. they will never stop texting you. Just don't reply at £££s a go.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

Cracked screen where it got hit with a drum stick.
Can't wait til my contract runs out.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Thanks to the unpredictability of the network, it can take anything from two seconds to a week for texts to reach their intended destination.
Though if it's really important, I usually ring them up and tell them instead.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

it is true
legal contracts should add a disclaimer 'a text sent is not necccesarrily a text recieved'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

They could, but as I don't have a contract, it would be quite irrelevant.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

I have an iphone
obviously because I'm a pretentious wanker.
( in vino veritas, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

as I'm on O2 and my phone is borked
I wondered if I should Iphone.

is it any good?

hallo duckling
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

Hello
Yes it is very good indeed, great fun and very customisable. Except the camera, which is a bit naff in anything less than full sunshine.

And it's very expensive too. Definitely an indulgent toy.
( in vino veritas, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

simple.
Camera is not phone.

Phone is not really a camera.

/Zen and the art of Cameraphone Comparisons.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

pretentious wanker fives!

( MrA, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

Yay!
*fives enthusiatically*
*wipes hand now curiously slimy*
( in vino veritas, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

No phone issues really.
Except I'm a phone person and my boyfriend's not which is annoying sometimes.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

Who did those pictures of tea
with slogans like "TEA. It's fucking great" and "Don't fuck about, put the kettle on"? I like those and wish to see them again.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

My fellow Barnsleyite and Owls supporter, Red Rocket.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Excellent, thank you.

(MooCow_Byter, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:57, archived)