I suddenly have the urge for haggis

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:47, archived)

That's how they euphemise
"hot young cock" in Oxford is it ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)

Half right
it refers to the young scottish rent boys who sell their wares late at night on the Cowley Road.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)