An A4 pad, with several loose leaves on top filled with writing on both sides.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

TREES!
Oh how I miss the trees.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

I don't.
Then again, I live directly opposite a park.

And my aim is excellent, ho ho!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:39, archived)