not exactly Einstein's journal

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:31, archived)

Not quite

(WildType is remixing your mum, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:32, archived)

though maybe it is. I haven't read it
May 12. Can't find my socks. Mrs E told me to check the hamper, but no luck
May 14 Still no sign of socks. I checked my office in Princeton, and realised I was out of pens as well.
May 15 Woman at party told me my theories were brilliant. Couldn't stop staring at her tits
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:34, archived)