Discovered Propellorhead's Reason at 11pm last night
Working day over... meh.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:29, archived)

not exactly Einstein's journal

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:31, archived)

Not quite

(WildType is remixing your mum, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:32, archived)

though maybe it is. I haven't read it
May 12. Can't find my socks. Mrs E told me to check the hamper, but no luck
May 14 Still no sign of socks. I checked my office in Princeton, and realised I was out of pens as well.
May 15 Woman at party told me my theories were brilliant. Couldn't stop staring at her tits
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:34, archived)

wait til you get the hang of the Vocoder and the Matrix sequencer to generate control voltage sequences
like this
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:48, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaay.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 6:56, archived)

the swallows fly backwards this winter
/fluffs newspaper and passes across briefcase
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 18 May 2009, 7:13, archived)

pffft
*fluffs*
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:02, archived)

I ripped the front cover of my dissertation
So stayed up all night so i could get at the binding machine to re-attatch one at 6 in the morning before everyone was rushing to bind their copies before the deadline of midday.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 18 May 2009, 7:28, archived)