I am currently planning to paint my living room a sort of buttermilky yellow,
stain my floorboards chocolate and buy a bloody big chandelier sort of thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

Is this some comedy Caribbean accent?
You terrible, terrible racist.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

You fucking what?
No, seriously, you've flummoxed me. Explain, boyo.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

Ninja
get back to de kitchen, an' out ob de libing room.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

OH I see.
I think you'll find that be the sittin' an' ting room.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

Well done,
I'm reading every post in a jamaican accent now.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

beer can

( spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)