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Hello all
Today we chose the colours for our house. We are going for sensible browns and beiges. I am definitely getting old.

What colour would YOU paint it?
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
colostomy ochre

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
I'd use stealth paint so you could only see the house if you knew it was there, or walked into it.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
rape red

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
Druid's living room is this colour.
I prefer Victim's Spatter Red myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
deep blues and reds and purples
and lots of go faster stripes
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
My flat is all cream with dark wood skirting
I quite like it as the plain rooms mean you can add whatever colours you like in furniture and accessories but there is still some sense of it all matching. Although I'm not allowed to decorate anyway, at least it's nice decor.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
I bet you rearranged all the furniture into swastika formations.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
Have you decided that I am a Nazi now?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
That's a decision that you made all on your own.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
Don't feed the trolls

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
Don't worry,
I'm not feeding her.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
He has called me many other things
Nazi was a new one to me though. Just wondering where it came from or if he really is just that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
Haha.
Oh, being serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
Sieg Heil.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
Pink with black letters stating 'All Maoris are dirty nig nogs'

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
1989 Nissan Sunny faded beige

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
I think this is the colour we chose for the walls

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
Red or pink or blue.
We have these colours in our house. I quite like turquoise and powder blue as well though. MORE THRILLING INSIGHT HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
Purple
with butter yellow trim. Darker feature walls with a more french blueish feel for the rest. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
Why the hell would anyone want to do anything that was french?
You idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
Kissing? Polishing? Toast?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
1) Rape victims don't tend to kiss
2) I'm 1/4 Polish so I do Polish polishing.
3) It's called "eggy bread" you food wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
Not by the yanks. They put sugar on it.
So alright then, not that.

Kissing's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
I had "sweet" eggy bread for breakfast.
Mix the egg with some (lots of) cinnamon and some brown sugar, then do your thing. Then top with sugar.

That's still not "French" toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
I don't fucking know.
I've had a smoke and coffee for breakfast for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
No wonder you're so grouchy.
I'm going to have some ready brek.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
I'm not grouchy I'm in a fab mood.
I've got my star trek t shirt on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
*glees*
'ning Captain, had a good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
YES
we played a lot of monopoly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
Proper monopoly
Or that shitty world edition with the credit cards?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
The fuck? Proper monopoly.
I'm always the boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
I'm always the car,
1 player monopoly isn't fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
rape victims do kiss
just not their rapist.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
They'll do whatever you say if you say they can go afterwards.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
I didn't.
I punched him. In the face. And ran.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
Yes, and it fucking hurt, you bitch

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
good.
I hope I broke your nose.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
I like you, you're feisty

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
when I'm in the mood.
yeah. When I have a spine - yeah.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
Oh we're being serious.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
Why would they want a go?
Rape is not a two way street, else it wouldn't be rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
I think she meant to go,
but we should probably stop talking about this.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
Since when has rape been a taboo subject on here?
Who's been raped recently? what gossip have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
I joked about miscarrying on /board (true story)
so surely /talk can handle a bit of friendly rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
True story that you joked about it, or true story that it happened?
Pics or GTFO.

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
Both, man
I'm a walking bag of comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
You're a walking bag of something all right.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
Don't act like you don't want a piece.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
There's more than one rape victim that's admited it on here
and there's probably more who haven't.

It's too much of a mine field to talk about imo.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
OhhhhhK
although I doubt others will follow suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
I like you. You're decent.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
I'm really not

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
but you are sexy,
so you don't need to be decent.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
You're being Colonel Fluffknickers today.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
It was a relativley good weekend
I'll be full of hate and bile by Wednesday.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
eh well you come across as vaguely decent

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
Thanks,
it wont last
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
s'ok
I'll think of this when you act like a cock to help restrain myself from murdering you. :D
xx
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
I know of one.
I bet all the others are lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
I would personally
punch anyone who lied about it for attention or whatever reason. It's fucking horrible.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
Captain Wow raped me:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
Only slightly.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
why wouldn't they?
french... mmmmmm
/goes off to find a frenchman or woman to snog
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
Audrey Tatou?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
She looks so freaky in Amélie, that no matter how good looking she is
she's forever been ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
^^^
Would.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
I've had her, she's got a fanny like an old leather squeezebox full of vaseline

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
you mean like..
your mum?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
I am currently planning to paint my living room a sort of buttermilky yellow,
stain my floorboards chocolate and buy a bloody big chandelier sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
Is this some comedy Caribbean accent?
You terrible, terrible racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
You fucking what?
No, seriously, you've flummoxed me. Explain, boyo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
Ninja
get back to de kitchen, an' out ob de libing room.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
OH I see.
I think you'll find that be the sittin' an' ting room.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
Well done,
I'm reading every post in a jamaican accent now.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
beer can

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6143496
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
sorry, I got here late and all the comedy colours have been used already

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
No one's mentioned poo yet

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
just hang the skins of your enemies on the walls
to serve as a warning to others
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
I don't have any enemies
I love everyone, and everyone loves me.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
ok then, hang the skins of people you like on the walls
to serve as a warning to others
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
I'd paint it sky blue so it'd blend in to the sky on a sunny day.
The other 364 days a year would be crap by comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
my house is purple and yellow and orange and pink
but nicotine brown and hospital green where it hasn't been decorated yet

i'm well tasteful
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
*voms*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
Magenta

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:26, archived)