Now you can vomit on a cat legally (as long as you're holding 12 apples and facing east on the Wessex Castle wall)

HAPPY VAGINA ESCAPING DAY!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

"ello ello ello, what's this i see miss? eleven apples?
"you're coming with me to the station you young scallywag"
( spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I thought my misshaped bellend would count....aww man.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

the only place your misshaped bellend will count is IN JAIL

( spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:11, archived)