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Okay it's my birthday today. My 21st. You all knew it was coming.
So be nice and feel free to attempt to overwhelm me with good tidings. Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
Happy birthday
all the best people are born in may.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
well, aside from those born in october.
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
You speak the truth here

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
I was born on the same day as Julius Ceasar

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY
21 WOO
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
Happy birthday
you sickeningly young creature.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
happy bidet!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
happy birthday!
have you got anything planned?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
I'm at work! Yey!

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
this is what it's like being old :)

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
Now you can vomit on a cat legally (as long as you're holding 12 apples and facing east on the Wessex Castle wall)

HAPPY VAGINA ESCAPING DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
"ello ello ello, what's this i see miss? eleven apples?
"you're coming with me to the station you young scallywag"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
I thought my misshaped bellend would count....aww man.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
the only place your misshaped bellend will count is IN JAIL

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
I'm going to look at pictures of you while masturbating.
Do you have anything saucier than what's on Facebook?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
Happy Birthday
I once had a birthday, it was illogical so I haven't had any since.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Mine on wednesday. But I'm loads older than you. So that ought to make you feel good. I suppose. Or summat. I dunno really.

Doing owt nice?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
Happy birthday girlie

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
I mainly just lurk here
but happy birfday!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
Happy birthday TuTT.
It's my 20th in ... two weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
You're the same age as me now.
Your tits will sag to the ground and you'll have trouble standing up, just like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
Happy birthday gorgeous.
xx @}---}--- xx
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
Hippo Birdy!
Have a good day, don't get too wasted!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
HAPPY PARPDAY!
*parps*
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
Hoorah happy birthday
Loads of other people were born on the 21st18th of May too:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_21

You should add yourself to the list.

Edit: fuck, it's not the 21st. Try this one instead
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_18
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
She has the same birthday as Mr T!!1
And Noel Fielding, Notorious BIG and Leo Sayer.

EDIT: No she apparently doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
John Higgins, Perry Como, Nobby Stiles, Chow-yun fat, Toyah Willcox and Danny Mills.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
There's pretty much no decent celebs who share my birthday
Lousy celebs
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
Top aging
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:02, archived)