Yeah, because you use a grenade.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

Gas grill, that has been left on full for 5 minutes before the hunk of meat goes on.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I don't have a gas grill.
I'd wager that's probably quite an expense.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Not really, you cook other things on the grill for more than ten minutes at a time.
the 5 minutes it's on with no steak is still part of the cooking time.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

I always griddle it
plus it still sounds expensive.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

How is it expensive?
It's about 3 pence worth of gas and I don't eat steak every day.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

To buy the fucking thing in the first place, numpty.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Oh.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Yeah, oh.
You and your bloody 'oh I know what she's talking about, she's just being stupid again'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Well, to be fair to me,
you are just a woman.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

I could say the same to you, though.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

You just want me to show you my penis.
I'm wise to your games.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

I want everyone to show me their penis.
Why is that a revelation? I'm sure everyone wants to see everyone else's genitals really. The world would be a better place if we all saw each other's genitals.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Not if you use a gas cooker.
I have an electric one so I wouldn't use that for a steak.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I've got an electric one
and it's going to cost me a couple of grand to get gas put through into the bit of the kitchen I need to get a new cooker. Hmph.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

You use a griddle, not a grill, you need to seal it with extreme heat dude!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

If I went to restaurant and my steak had no griddle lines I'd tell them to sack the chef and THEY'D DO IT TOO!
Sack em with my ballbags.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)