Last night I made roast lamby.
It was a half leg, done with garliccy roast potatoes and snips, broccoli and yorkshires. Twas lovely.

What's your favourite roast?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

sp... no, I won't say it.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

...ics?
and you call me racist.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Someone will

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Or someone will strikethrough from the dots to the word "say"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Spam
a tricky roast to get right, but remarkably easy to slice
( vladimir, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

spiders

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Spider monkeys might work.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

A hundred roasted house spiders
and mash
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

Crunchy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

:-(
oh noes, I do not want to be raosted
( vladimir, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

my father had a female spider monkey as a pet, this is of no value to this thread, sorry, no offence
ok
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

I'd eat the eyes with those little fondue forks.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

ouch
''-(
( vladimir, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Beef
Or chicken.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

I quite like pork
if done well.

Beef's also a fave but it's often overdone.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

If it's Sunday, only Beef should be roasted.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Why?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Because sunday roasts should only be beef.
How hard was that to understand?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Yes, but is there a reason
Or just because you are weird?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

What the fuck?
Because I'm weird? God you're fail.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

My best mates won't eat it unless it's cremated
it'd cause too many arguments.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Ahh. They like dry, ruined meat.
Is that why they like you?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

I'm awesome, Mottykins.
You're just jealous.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

I'd definitely like a slice of your dried ruined meat.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

Be a nice boy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Was that not a compliment?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Gilgamesh manages better than that.
Alright, if it's the best I'm going to get today.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Like my mum
I like my beef to moo when I stick my fork in, all that brown cooked stuff can fuck right off
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Innit.
Like my steak. I want it burned on the outside, raw on the inside. Nobody really knows how to do that, save one chap in Holland and me, it seems.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

I can do it.
I choose to not let it burn though, just before, while it's basically still mooing in the middle.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Noooo
I do it so it's still mooing, it's just been caught in some sort of hiroshima style burny blast.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

You need a good heavy griddle pan to get the outside just right

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Yep.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

One of my best investments
is a Le Creuset ridged griddle pan. Ace for cooking steaks in. So heavy you and barely lift it!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I do love le Creuset

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

I got really lucky with mine
I bought two frying pans, two casserole dishes and the griddle pan in a house clearance sale for £75. The griddle pan alone is about £100 new.

Win!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

RAR.
That's well done.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

They are pretty old but they work
They are also in an awesome 1970's shade of acid green.

One of the only advantages of working in an estate agency is being able to furnish my house with cheap stuff form house clearances!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

*loves green*
:-(

Jealous.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I'll hold my hands up now and say I've used my George Foreman
3 mins, nice charred lines and yummy nommy goodness.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

I don't have one of those, but only because I don't have the counter space.
If I had one, I'd not use it for steak, but lots of monkfish.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

It works quite well.
I leave it on a good while before I put the Steak in.
Probably nowhere near as hot as a griddle pan though.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I think I'd have to carry on griddling
as I don't do it for about 10/20 seconds on each side, hot as hell.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Anthony Worrel-Thompsons place used to do a black and blue.
Cooked over a charcoal grill so it's charred but blue inside.
Yumma yumma yum.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

PERFECT!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Fail.
For cooking steaks at least.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Nah, it does work fairly well.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Most people I know put the steak in the pan then turn the heat on, it makes me angry
I want my steak griddled, not boiled! I make sure the pan is hot enough to smelt copper before I even think about adding the steak.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Yep.
I always test it by chucking a little something in to see if it chucks it back out again.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

Now I'm hungry and want steak for lunch
I think all I'll get is a chicken sandwich and I have to wait 45 minutes :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I've had half a chicky sarnie and have no money for anything else.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

As soon as replicators are invented you will no longer have this problem
Luckily I have a Tesco Express about 250m away from the office, but that wouldn't help if I forgot to bring cash :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I work on the outskirts of a villagy sort of town
15 minute's walk from the nearest link machine, and proper nice food is further still.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

This is only a little village, but that didn't stop Tesco from getting their claws into it :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Yep
Show it the pan, and then get it the fuck out as quick as possible. I like it to be all bleedy. Nom.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Pan?
Fail.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Yeah, because you use a grenade.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

Gas grill, that has been left on full for 5 minutes before the hunk of meat goes on.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I don't have a gas grill.
I'd wager that's probably quite an expense.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Not really, you cook other things on the grill for more than ten minutes at a time.
the 5 minutes it's on with no steak is still part of the cooking time.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

I always griddle it
plus it still sounds expensive.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

How is it expensive?
It's about 3 pence worth of gas and I don't eat steak every day.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

To buy the fucking thing in the first place, numpty.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Oh.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Yeah, oh.
You and your bloody 'oh I know what she's talking about, she's just being stupid again'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Well, to be fair to me,
you are just a woman.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

I could say the same to you, though.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

You just want me to show you my penis.
I'm wise to your games.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

I want everyone to show me their penis.
Why is that a revelation? I'm sure everyone wants to see everyone else's genitals really. The world would be a better place if we all saw each other's genitals.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Not if you use a gas cooker.
I have an electric one so I wouldn't use that for a steak.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I've got an electric one
and it's going to cost me a couple of grand to get gas put through into the bit of the kitchen I need to get a new cooker. Hmph.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

You use a griddle, not a grill, you need to seal it with extreme heat dude!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

If I went to restaurant and my steak had no griddle lines I'd tell them to sack the chef and THEY'D DO IT TOO!
Sack em with my ballbags.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I tried explaining this in a steak house once, over here.
'No, I don't want sauce. A perfect steak provides it's own.'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

^ This
One of my great pleasures is getting some crusty bread and dunking it in the pan the steak was cooked.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Oh shut UP.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

I cooked steaks the other night
I'm going to blog about them this afternoon I think now we have had this conversation!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

\o/
steak facts
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Indeed
I have pictures to post of it too!

Right, time for some lunch now, all this steak talk has made me hungry!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Why not lamb or chicken or pork?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

They are valid roasts, for any other day of the week but Sunday.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

But why though?
I cycle mine so it doesn't get boring. Just sounds like something your family does.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

Lamb too. Or rib of beef.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Rib of beef is one of my absolute favorites

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

it's not really my place to decide as i have probably not done enough research in the many dishes that can be considered a roast, sorry, no offence
great
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

I'm starting to really like this
more of this kind of thing!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

i fail to see the appeal in this but i will consider it, thanks, it has been suggested to me that some forum users have used the ' ignore this poster' option on me in the past and this i regret, or don't, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

Suckling pig

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

That always sounds so naughty.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Beef or possibly lamb
More specifically roasted sirloin or forerib of beef and either leg, or noisette of lamb.

I like mine all bleedy and rare though.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Lamb is nommy but I had roast duck yesterday
I do love a good roast beef joint though *dribbles*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

I can't decide between Beef of Chicken.
Probably Chicken if you held a gun to my head.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

I'm not that bothered either way
to be honest with you.

God I'm more rubbish than usual today.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

You're not rubbish
look at the thread I just started, for fuck's sake. You can't be rubbish because I've used up most of today's allowance.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

14 year old girl
With mongy on the other end

And the bivvy watching in the corner.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

why hasn't anyone said "SPIT"?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

oh... they did...

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

I feel dirty now

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

How could you?
I'm shocked.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Any. As long as it's cooked nicely.
Yummy yummy yum yum meaty meat and gravy and veg and yummy yum!
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Took me AGES but it was worth it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Hurrah!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Any meat cooked by my Dad
For he's the bestest cook in the world.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Foo0oooOoOo0o0oooOOOoo0o0o0ooOoOO0o0o0o0ooOOooOO0o0o0oOOo0Oo0o0oo0OOOd
I'm a rubbish b3tan at the moment, I haven't eaten a meal in over a week.
( broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Have you been existing on snacky bits?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

He's been living off his own body fat.
All us b3tan are really just preparing for a long hibernation.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Speak for yourself
this milkshake's for bringing boys to the yard, not surviving the winter.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Piebernation

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Pfft

( broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

No, I'm on the shit-yourself-thin diet* & have eaten pretty much nothing.

*gastroenteritis
( broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Ach, get better soon, chap.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

That would be good, ta

( broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

This is a tricky question
Instinct tells me to go for a red meat roast, my preference is towards pork or beef over lamb, however, all can be delicious.

HOWEVER, experience has proven that if cooked properly, a pair of small chickens slow roasted for a day in an AGA can be exceptional.

I am undecided, all meats have their place on the Wormulus roast menu.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Good afternoon, poppet.
I wish I had an aga.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

+doo, doo, doo
push pineapple, shake a tree
( broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)