I can take you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

*pinches cheek*
Oh you.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

I CAN.
I'm twice your weight, probably. Also maybe height.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

I'm 6 foot and 13 stone.
barely an ounce of fat on me.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

Oh alright then.
So you're huge and 4 stone bigger. I will pull your eyelashes out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Or we could just be nice to each other?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

No flirting?
Fine then. Harumph.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Your idea of flirting is offering to pull someone's eyelashes out?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Sexy.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Of course.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:02, archived)