Somehow this
article looks like it's been written by a year out student.
How are you?
( Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

Not enough 'like's and 'OMG that's so random'
Tired. Hungry for pie.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

HELLO
I listened to ISIS over the weekend, they were quite good. Very atmospheric and that. I couldn't find any of The Ocean on Spotify.

/review by spangles, aged almost 23
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

Isis
cool name.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

Just listening to Isis now
God bless Spotify
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

You like?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

I do indeed
Will be buying an album or two soon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

YES
more converts. Aaron Turner should give me free stuff.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

What sort of music is it?

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Post metal- sounscapey progressive big long music.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

You used a lot of words to say:
'shit'
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

I haven't posted a picture of you, so I can't have meant that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

I'm going to shop you onto Hitler.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

Hitler is so passe these days
All the cool kids are going with Stalin now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

Too much Mario for my liking.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

I'd rather live in Nazi Germany than Stalinist Russia.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

but then again, I hate gypsies.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

Ah, my ultimate Dom.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

22 3/4 surely

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

I'm glad you found it enjoyable.
If you can't find the Ocean, I will have to think of others for you.

Hmmm.

I choose.... Pelican and Russian Circles. If you can't find RC try MONO.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

Fuck off!
/mono
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Have you heard Botch's cover of Rock Lobster?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

No.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

I think you might like it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

On youtube with it on now.
That's not my bag.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

Ah, that's a shame.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

It's 12 year old boy's music.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

Then you'd best start calling me Cameron, or whatever all boys are called now.
Charlie or Archie or whatever.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

It's just going to increase the likelihood of you getting bummed if I do.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

I can take you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

*pinches cheek*
Oh you.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

I CAN.
I'm twice your weight, probably. Also maybe height.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

I'm 6 foot and 13 stone.
barely an ounce of fat on me.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

Oh alright then.
So you're huge and 4 stone bigger. I will pull your eyelashes out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Or we could just be nice to each other?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

No flirting?
Fine then. Harumph.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Your idea of flirting is offering to pull someone's eyelashes out?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Sexy.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Of course.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

I remember Pelican being in the recommended list

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

Very accessible.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

I'm gonna drop
Red Sparowes into here too.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Yeah, good man
even if whats-his-face is a prick (sent us a grotty email once upon a time). Justin Broadrick, I think I mean him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

He never sent me a grotty email.
But yeah, Red Sparowes are good stuff.
On a slightly different note, 65daysofstatic are worth a listen too. Although I'm guessing you've likely heard of them.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

The name's ringing a bell...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

According to wikipedia:
"instrumental post-rock band".
I'd be tempted to throw "kinda electro" in there too.
But that sounds like awful synth pop. Not what I mean.
I'm not doing so well on this explaining-music stuff.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Don't worry, electronic to me can mean almost anything
my best mate's the biggest Aphex fan alive, so he knows all the electro shit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

Oh, ok!
So yeah, I'd recommend checking them out.
"The Fall of Math" is a good starting point.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

Duly noted.
Have you heard any Knut?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

I have not.
What're they like?
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Amazing. I'm sure you'll dig them.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

Thanks,
I'll keep an ear out for them.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

Start listening to polish progressive rock
www.myspace.com/lunaticsoulband
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

I'm listening to the bloodhound gang now.
random...

my playlist.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

had a lot of dick, had a lot dick etc

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

sounds like we've got CSI vegas, miami and new york on the case there

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

A man was run over and died today and the doctor ppl said he
had died from been runned over. MORE LTR
( Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

"he died from being stabbed LOL"

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

I am all full of food and yet I have a pack of party rings that shall be consumed.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

I fucking love party rings.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

Are they the round hoop biscuits with coloured icing?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

Yes.

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Ta!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

They aren't quite as good as they used to be when they had proper E-number colours

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

And I'm sure they used to be BIGGER

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

You used to be able to replace the wheels of your trike with them

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

Could you save me a lilac one, please?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

yes, no problem
I'll post it to you asap
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

You are a lovely little bunny face
and if you come to London I shall clasp your head to my bountiful (although rapidly disappearing) bosom, free of charge.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

om nomnomnomnomnom

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

i'm eating yogurt covered honeycomb
and waiting for all my teeth to fall out
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

I read a report that suggested suggary food isn't nearly as bad for teeth as previously thought
Starchy foods cause more damage because they don't dissolve in saliva as easily.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

excellent
*finishes the pack*
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

Ooooo
That sounds bloody lovely
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

I'm ok thanks
weekend was ok apart from one or two social faux pas.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

Isn't there anymore information forthcoming?

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

1: a girl I was talking to on friday had a very posh Kent accent, I thought she was from South Africa. Furious backpedalling ensued.
2. A girl I (used to) have a thing for gave her number to a guy at the bar, I got in a bit of a huff blanked her, and then was very annoyed with myself.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

haha noob

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

I actually said "you dick" to myself in my head more than one time that night.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

I've been there a lot.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

I don't like the Kent accents I've heard, not at all.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

You probably won't like my sussex accent then :'(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

I might.
To be fair to Kent, pretty much everyone I met there was a wanker, but then they were friends of the cock-end ex.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

I shall endeavour to converse using my proper native southern accent for you

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

Speak how you like, chap.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

I always try to speak using my southern accent
but sometimes I drift off into midlands jibberish.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

I don't know how I sound. People accuse me of being posh
but I'm not.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

I'm from Kent
I'm not an idiot, I promise! I also don't have one of those horrible mockney estuary English accents.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

I think it's just the Sittingbourne/surrounding area accent.
Blee.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

She was very nice though and we were getting on well until I said that
and then she soon found an exit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

She's THAT offended by being accused of safferism?
I reckon you made a lucky escape. Imagine if you got the wrong end of the stick and thought she might want to see your willy? She'd probably call the police.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

No, I think it was my akward backpedalling that put her off.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

Awwww, chompy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

Ring her right now and ask her out for a drink to say sorry for thinking she had a racist voice.
Use those exact words.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

didn't get her number
:(

I could probably get it from the mutual friend she was out with but... bit too much stalking for a girl I had a drunken 20min conversation with.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

Feel like shit, thanks for asking
glad that this has been modernised tho: www.handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

Growing a beard

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

Me too, very slowly,
until I shave tomorrow morning.
( Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

I've been growing it for 4 days now
I gave it a trim yesterday evening.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

I think I'm right at the beginning of having the runs.
:( bad times.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

Just sellotape a bucket to your arse.

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

Think F.A.S.T
Farting?
Anus twitching?
Squidgy trousers?
Treading water?

You've got the shits.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

tired
I need an extra day to recover from the weekend but I also need to work.
blah.
How are YOU?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

I'm well, but a bit tired.
This is not good since I'm on nights tomorrow and need to stay up as long as possible tomorrow morning.
( Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

i'm alright, thanks
working out terms with several potential employers. i'm going to keep upping my demands until all but one of them bails, kind of like an ebay auction for spacefish

i would have written the article in glob syntax
( spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

A bit stabby
I might do some stabbing.
Anyone up for being stabbed?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

i'm not convinced that my current well being is of any interest to anybody other than myself, close friends and family, although none of those have inquired about it today, or not, possibly, no offence
great
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Needs more Bommyknocker.
I have sniffles and koffs, but I also have:

* a new guitar on order (Squier Telecaster)
* two new guinea pigs (Squeaky & Mr Tumble - names chosen by the litter)
and I rode the Viffer into work today for the first time after moidering my back with it the other week.

In summary: WIN!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

It's so poorly written I'll be surprised if Dan Brown doesn't nick the text for his next brilliant novel.

( FoldsFive, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

"... Robert had sex with the lady. She smiled at him in a sexy way.
He liked it. He put his thing inside her thing and they did it. It was good..."

/Dan Brown does erotic fiction
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:57, archived)