i'm berating myself for offence i once caused, or didn't, no offence
smashing stuff
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

You're starting to sound like one of those overly-friendly suburban nightmares
All smiles and politeness on the outside, with a secret stash of chopped-up dogs in the attic.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

i can assure you i have no dog chopped or whole in the attic, at all, none, no offence
ok
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:16, archived)