The correct retort to such an insult is
"You hooknosed bender"
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)

Sorry.
*hangs head homosexuals in shame*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:00, archived)