General moaning and complaining here, JMG.
Mainly family centred.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

Buy a cat
Staple it to the underside of a dog.

That's my advice.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

We already have three cats.
They are not the cause of the issue. They are all fabulous.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Sounds like you need three dogs and a staple gun

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:21, archived)