only shippams
none of that own brand muck
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Apparently
shippams paste jars are the most removed object from the the anus.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

I know a couple of GPs
It seems they are the perfect shape for trying to put piles back in

TRUFAX
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

This is every shade of wrong.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Tell me about it
It makes me snigger everytime I pass the sandwich spreads tho
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

It says so
on the adverts.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

She put them there.

( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Not penises or fingers?
I'd expect it to be penises or fingers.

Penises or fingers.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

I'd think poo.

( nick the greek, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

You always think poo
you Greeks invented buggery.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

You're welcome

( nick the greek, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:29, archived)