Every one of mine gets a special gift with the cd*
*Random object off my desk and an obscene doodle.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

*prays for a stapler*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

I'll staple your cock to your eye so you end up pissing yourself blind
Also, we're talking anything that can fit into an envelope, like plectrums and kittens.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

I'm hoping for the monitor

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:06, archived)