I'd tell the internet.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

The internet didn't exist in 1981

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

YOU didn't exist in 1981.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

True facts.
I was born in 1987
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

*87 club five*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Bleedin' kids

( broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

i bet that's like s club seven
you poofs
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

Not even a little bit.
For one thing, no fat chicks.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Great
I was wanking before you were born.
Still am.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Didn't that put the doctor off?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

He was at it and all
it was really randy.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:36, archived)