What they don't show is that
they gave his leg a quick rub down with the magic sponge, and he went back on to score a hat-trick.
( Jobe, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Best sports programme ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4fzeK3SQa4&feature=related
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:25, archived)