I push it back in and pour on half a bottle of whisky, drink the other half, stitch it closed with a bootlace and piece of shrapnel

then carry on shooting gerry.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

gerald is a lovely man and a kind neighbor
you're such a cunt to him
( moohalaa, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:38, archived)