I remember
when the earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I remmeber a million years before that
when it was all made out of coal and JMG had hair.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Oh
I think I turned up about 5 minutes after that.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

Yes, I'd been there a month and I noticed you arrive
you just missed the "tap-dancing-newt" epoch.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:13, archived)