I remember when all this was fields
When you're old, what will you claim was better in your day ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Smoking probably

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

LOL CANCER

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

ROFL GEMINI

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

ZOMG PISS

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

The Internet.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

The 80s

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

I'm 28, and when I was in earlier twenties b3ta was much better.
Now it's fat people treating it like an AOL or Yahoo chat room in the 90's.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Ah yes
Fenris was never fat. Nor was Monster munch really.

Fenris did have very small hands and played D&D though.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Those were the days.
You could be racist openly then without anybody calling you racist, it was all 'ggod non PC fun in the b3t style'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Indeed
Oh how we laughed at all the darkies and chinkies and wops and micks back then...
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

I blame JMG for his 'no to unfunny racism' campaign
:(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

but think of all the offence it could of caused, or not, i don't really know, sorry, no offence
wicked
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

Truly Mongy, you are the Voice Of Sanity.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

LOLOLD!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

IreLOLand!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Not-as-handsome-as-handsomLOL-gav.....lol

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

Ireland is getting on my fucking nerves this evening.
Answer the fucking phone you cunts.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Cover art to music releases.

Toy guns.

Top Trumps.

girl's breasts, where they were shaped like bananas due to the cut of the bra...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

I remember even before it was fields
wanking was better when I was younger
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

I remember
when all this was glaciers and Mammoths.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

I remember
when the earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I remmeber a million years before that
when it was all made out of coal and JMG had hair.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Oh
I think I turned up about 5 minutes after that.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

Yes, I'd been there a month and I noticed you arrive
you just missed the "tap-dancing-newt" epoch.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

My Gran

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Insults, abuse, sex and fighting

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

paedophiles

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Does the word "Mammoth"
make you think of a moths tit ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

no

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Does the term 'Butterfly Boobies' make you think of hairy elephants?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

Everyone's talking about mothballs, mothballs mothballs
I don't want to see mothballs, I'm more interested in seeing a
butterfly's tits.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

yes!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

you PERV!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

"Back when I was your age, we used to have pensions, a welfare state and a national health service;
we didn't just dump people on the streets to die once they reached retirement age!"

And no-one would understand what I'm talking about, because the average IQ of the rank and file would be about 20.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Smarties
and I do so already.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

this is true
I can't feed my brother the blue ones to make him angry anymore.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

They taste like crap 'back of the cupboard since last halloween' ones now.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

Smarties are rubbish now

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I swear also Dobblers and Spastics were funnier because they didn't have high tech wheelchairs that I'm slightly jealous of.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

Now they're all Extreme Sports Spastics with BMX wheeled helmets and whatnot.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

Terrorism

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

Good point
The OYE ARRE AYE were a lot more fun than these darkies we have now.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

i'm not sure i will claim anything is better, or maybe i will, i can't really say, sorry, no offence
ok
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

This is quite dedicated of you Mongy.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

it is worthy of a salute!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

or not, no offence, etc

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

forum banter, great times

( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Every type of snack food, specifically Wagon Wheels, Toffee Crisps, Monster Munch
Masters of the Universe jelly sweets, and top quality, but very cheap pick n mix.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

"Sweets tasted better when I was a kid"
People think this is because they can't use the same additives these days that they could in the 1980's but it's proably because your tastebuds deteriorate over time.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

it's probably both tbh
Toffee Crisps DEFINATELY had a recipe change.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

Sometimes things boast "New, improved recipe!"
in big letters on the packet for a while.

In reality, improved cheaper.

This happened to Yorkies, and some popular brand of Prawn Cocktail Flavour crisps.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

I think people's tastes mature.
There is good evolutionary reason why children have a sweet tooth.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Dunno yet,
there's some little nob end kicking my chair and screaming on the bus. Grr.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

where can i sign up for this in the form of an RSS feed?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

You should tell QOTW about this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

I WAS ON A BUS AND....
....SO I KICKED HIS ARSE AND HE CRIED AND HIS BIRD SUCKED ME OFF LOL
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

AND, LIKE, MY BUS PASS WAS TEN YEARS OUT OF DATE... AND NOBODY NOTICED!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

TERRIBLE BULLYING!
TO THE HONDA ACCORD.... or something
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

But this is actually happening :(

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

RSS FEED WITH COMMENTS!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Rape them first

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post424651
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

hmm
smoking indoors like the spanish continue to do, large computer game boxes with a proper manual, wait, this is all stuff that is already in the past! :'(
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

Art

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

You know what,
I reckon when I'm old, things will actually be better than they are now.
They'll get worse in between, mind. These things come and go in cycles.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

I'm surprised and disappointed no-one has said YM yet.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

I am now imagining a bike
with semen and doings on it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:15, archived)