I thought Pluto was a cartoon character
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:18,
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No,
it's the Roman God of the Underworld.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:27,
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And Neptune's not a planet, he's a b3ta poster.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:30,
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