because she's got tits and a cunt

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

Aye but I bet she goes like a freight train.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

She's certainly carrying plenty

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

slowly, in the night, when no-one's watching
with a long ominous rumble that wakes the neighbour's dog?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

I think that's about the top and bottom of it, yes.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

Hahahaha

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

I love you

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:19, archived)