suzi perry back on the gadget show - right now on CH5
*this has been a TBL "for uber geeks" announcement*

there is no question.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

The Gadget show isn't very good.
Gail Porter's shiney head offends me.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

she is gone
and Suzi is back

*dribbles*
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

Suzi perry is only fit when she's in motorbike leathers.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

you like 'em
friction proof eh?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

But even I look better with my bike jacket on
Therefore your argument is flawed.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

is she Hawt?
I might be considered a geek by some but I'm not watching a gadget show unless she's hawt.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

She has a very nice pair of legs, I will say that.
But for the life of me I can't understand why I fancy the pants off Kirstie Allsop.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

you fancy a girl?

PISTON FANCIES A GIRL
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Well, yes
This may be surprising to some but I am actually human.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

are you calling gays inhuman?
you fucking monster.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

Because you want to put your winky into a fat tory bint

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

She's not that fat
But she is very very posh.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

Fair enough
she's dumpy. A dumpy tory bint.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

Never really bothered by a person's political affiliation
Unless they vote BNP. Mind you, talking them into contradicting themselves and then watching them getting into a fluster does raise a few giggles down the pub.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

S'all about the posh birds though

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

Oh yes!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

Super, what what!
Spiffing.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

Kirstie Allsop
Would.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

Because she is ace

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

She'll be first up against the wall
come the revolution.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

But she's lovely

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

You're wrong
OK?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

because she's got tits and a cunt

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

Aye but I bet she goes like a freight train.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

She's certainly carrying plenty

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

slowly, in the night, when no-one's watching
with a long ominous rumble that wakes the neighbour's dog?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

I think that's about the top and bottom of it, yes.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

Hahahaha

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

I love you

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

www.suziperry.com/gallery/index.html
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Looks like an aristo to me
and yet with a name like a chavette. Conflict....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

Yeah great.
This has no relevance to me, being female and not giving a fuck about gadgets.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

This has no relevance to me
being male and quite liking gadgets.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

*irrelevant FIVES*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

*not watching shit telly TENS*

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

nerve pain channel blocking
?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

*mum's dad's sister ELEVENS*

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

*amputee ONES*

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

It's a ring toss game...
www.manhuntshop.com/anal-ring-toss_789.html

NSFW.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

thank you for that information, i won't be watching the above tv show and this is no way a slight to you, ms perry or channel 5 or the production company and it's employees, no offence
great
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

Mongy how long will this last?
No offence.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

not really sure, sorry, no offence
ok
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

oh god, my handwriting looks like my dad's
I wonder what else looks like my dad's.

shit.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

My handwriting is ace.
It's proper scruffy and great.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

so is my dad's

DAD?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

SON

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

TEACH ME HOW TO SHAVE

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

you may look a bit like your dad, or not, pehaps the person you call 'dad' is not genetically your actual father, i wouldn't know, no offence
great
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

Excellent
I couldn't stand the shiney headed one
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:18, archived)