He kicked me up the arse a few months back.
He bought me wine for my birthday.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

I hope that was a metaphorical
kick up the arse.

Congratumalations on the nuptials, by the way :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

No
a physical kick up the arse.

We're not wed yet! Calm it! Not til next October.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

a) ooh fuckinell. It had better be
the kind of wine that de-fuses a potential tribunal

and

b) huzzah anyway.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:32, archived)