Our (immediate) boss has let it be known that he doesn't like being addressed as 'boss'
'guv'nor', 'leader', 'head honcho', 'big cheese' or 'Generalissimo'.

I plan to run into the meeting room and drop to one knee, eyes downward, while proferring up my closed fist covered with my other hand and yell 'Dai-Lo!' and await instructions.

It would have gone down a bomb in feudal 16th century China.

How is your boss trying to be 'your friend' these days?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

She asked me if id finger her in the stationary cupboard

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

I'd insert my entire fist and shout 'Supplies!'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

My last boss asked my girlfriend out while we were together.
She said no, but I never got made supervisor :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

fail to see how this ingratiates him with you
in his eyes.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

It didn't.
Sorry, do I have to follow instructions in threads to the letter?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

He kicked me up the arse a few months back.
He bought me wine for my birthday.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

I hope that was a metaphorical
kick up the arse.

Congratumalations on the nuptials, by the way :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

No
a physical kick up the arse.

We're not wed yet! Calm it! Not til next October.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

a) ooh fuckinell. It had better be
the kind of wine that de-fuses a potential tribunal

and

b) huzzah anyway.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

my boss shouted at me and called me a smirking cunt on thursday, i took no offence, i think he maybe having a breakdown, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

were you
smirking a fag?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

forum banter
cool
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

He doesn't try to be anything
He's ace, my boss is.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

he knows your b3ta ID then
I take it ...
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

He is aware of the site, but not my ID
That's a closely guarded secret only one person in my building knows- fellow b3tan musuko.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

I don't have a boss.
*fives*
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

I dont know
I have about 9 bosses. They tend to get reorganized a fair bit, a process I like to call prodding the cloud.
( MrA, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

By not booking too many appintments in for me so i'm in a good mood
Then asking if I will work on Sunday.

Her plan is failing.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

by sleeping in the same bed

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

He's too busy to deal with the likes of me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Congratulating me on being offered a job elsewhere

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:28, archived)