When I got rejected for the dole
Then got money from a previous job that had been mixing me up for ages.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

This is somehow going to be linked to me.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Yeah, northerners and dole, and something about basements

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Now I'm confused!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

Away man, don't pretend to be confused over the dole

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

dole
Government+you=money
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

I actually get fuck all off the government now
Gutted, because now I can't afford to eat.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

after I quit my shitty call center job I was depressed to get a letter fom them
until I opened it to find a cheque for 114 pounds holiday pay.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

That happened to me actually
Was well chuffed.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

It probably confuesed them that I was eligable
the staff turnover was something like 1200%
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:34, archived)