Stabbed up whore is a perennial favorite round these parts.
We do get the odd tramp or junkie though. The junkies tend to have been mowed down with a Honda Accord first though.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:23,
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Honda accord.
The car that used blood to lubricate its gearbox... gearbox of death!
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:26,
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Deathbox
Surely nothing as mundane as a gearbox in an Accord.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:32,
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