We came second in a quiz on Sunday.
I combated my anguish with alcohol.

I got 2 randomburns last year, I hope this year sees an improvement.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

I'm not expecting to receive any, due to a combination of a woeful postal service round here,
and people being crap.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

I got 1
this is why Randomburn can go fuck itself.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:23, archived)