I've just finished my randomburns.
What a fucking debacle it was. Invalid file formats and all that.
It's turned out to be a completely awful too. It's going to make people cry.
I got coloured card and felt tips to do the cases with though.
How have you salvaged a complete clusterfuck recently?

Now, where did I put those safety scissors...
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

Breaking a house
so it can be put back together properly. In Cumbria, ***line.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

Imagine that.
Whereabouts in Cumbria?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

Alston Moor
it's windy.
Found a top boozer, though.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

The Swan?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

Turk's Head by the market cross
full of mental old gadgies.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

TJ:
anyone know of a online thing that slows down videos for you?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

haha, someone wants to squeeze one off during a nipple slip
is it a Harry Potter film?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

EXPOSED

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

Nope, there's a video on facebook of me and some friends touching an electric fence
I want to see how retarded we look in slowmo.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

VLC media player does it, check the options

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

was hoping for something meaning I didn't need to download anything, cheers though.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

it's about 10 megs oyu fat bandwidth jew

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

I know, but hassle :(
meh
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

A 56k modem?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

you know, you're not helping

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

I am
in my own way.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

We came second in a quiz on Sunday.
I combated my anguish with alcohol.

I got 2 randomburns last year, I hope this year sees an improvement.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

I'm not expecting to receive any, due to a combination of a woeful postal service round here,
and people being crap.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

I got 1
this is why Randomburn can go fuck itself.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

I'd like to do randomburn but I never find out in time.
Today I rescued a squid from a mangle.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:22, archived)