seriously, sometimes my pockets are just stuffed with used sanitary towels but I'd never mention it on the internet

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:43, archived)

When I go abroad I sometimes pop shitty toilet paper in my pockets if the bin is full.
I'd never confess this to anyone though.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:43, archived)