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JMG here.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 3:11, archived)
The internet told me to write fanfic. So I did.
elpistachio.livejournal.com/726.html
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:12, archived)
You better love it. I poured my HEART AND SOUL into this business.
And if it doesn't work, then the kids are just going to have to go without brioche for ANOTHER WEEK.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:14, archived)
TL:DR

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:17, archived)
You have failed me yet again Gilgamesssshhhh...
*dramatic death*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:18, archived)
I can't read Times New Roman, it reminds me of Geocities in about 1998
Verdana or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:19, archived)
and some line breaks would be nice
pretend you're on qotw
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:23, archived)
I'll do it another time. Now is sleep for palaeo exam is tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:24, archived)
tried. failed.

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:24, archived)
Verdana = WIN!
Best font, hands down.

Now I'm off to work! :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 7:18, archived)
fool verdana only works at 10px
above that you need arial or gasp helvetica
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 7:43, archived)
haha
how queer
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 3:40, archived)
WILL THERE BE A CUNTING PART TWO YOU TWAT
 
FUCKING GORDON SHITHOLE BASTARD RAMSEY IS ONE OF MY VERY FUCKING FAVOURITE TELEVISION CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:44, archived)
Why yes, yes there will be

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:51, archived)
excellent
I often hear his voice in my kitchen

usually saying WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 May 2009, 4:52, archived)
JMG CAN YOU RECALL ANY FLOUNCES?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:13, archived)
MEAT! OMG! MEAT! I LOVE MEAT!
randomn.es/images/5718170861e41a874292ce400bbf4aa7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:14, archived)
aaahahhhhhahhhahhhhahhah that is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:24, archived)
I usually forget exact phrases.
Unless they stick out for their absolute stupidity.
98.5% of you folk have me on block, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 3:15, archived)
Bob Todd and the Jam Rags
would be a great band name but I'm pretty sure she flounced over the piss-takery
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:29, archived)
also
b3ta.com/talk/3821330
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:33, archived)
He's a WEB DESIGNER you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:37, archived)
after I posted this ...
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1242700779/roffle.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:40, archived)
Right
I'm off to bed
Have a slice of history -
www.b3ta.com/talk/4702535#post4702563
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4146072
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:39, archived)
seriously, sometimes my pockets are just stuffed with used sanitary towels but I'd never mention it on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:43, archived)
When I go abroad I sometimes pop shitty toilet paper in my pockets if the bin is full.
I'd never confess this to anyone though.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:43, archived)
wow!
that is pretty revolting
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 3:46, archived)
The cherry on top is "I bet you change your pants every day too".
www.b3ta.com/talk/4146153
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:48, archived)
I missed that first time round thinking she was trying to qualify putting them in her pocket because she changed her pants every day.
That's fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
Yeah but you have shitty pockets.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:53, archived)
It's not like I don't wash my jeans once a month.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:54, archived)
i'm guessing she was
a pikey
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 4:26, archived)
Just remembered this too:
www.b3ta.com/talk/5432991#post5432994
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
respect the master
www.b3ta.com/talk/1911424
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:56, archived)
ahhhahhhhahha fucking classic
 
look at you all freaking out over a little menses
warm, delicious menses
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 May 2009, 4:31, archived)