The cherry on top is "I bet you change your pants every day too".
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( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

I missed that first time round thinking she was trying to qualify putting them in her pocket because she changed her pants every day.
That's fucked up.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

Yeah but you have shitty pockets.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:53, archived)

It's not like I don't wash my jeans once a month.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:54, archived)

i'm guessing she was
a pikey
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 4:26, archived)