JMG is the Lord your God
There shall have no other gods before JMG
You shall not make for yourself a false JMG idol
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of JMG
Remember the Signing on day and keep it dole-y
Honour your Mum
You shall not murder, unless with a Honda Accord
You shall not commit adultery, unless posting on QOTW
You shall not steal, unless posting on QOTW
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour, unless posting on QOTW
You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, unless posting on QOTW
You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbour, unless posting on QOTW

/it falls away a bit at the end with too many QOTW references, but as a part-time /talker I was struggling to make the last few fit /talk directly
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

number 9
posting on QOTW Sexface.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:53, archived)