Let us elect a conch shell to be in charge.
Oooh great Conch Shell! What be thy bidding?

...

He says I can fuck your girlfriend.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

big cats for all
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:11, archived)