I should be paid a lot of money to go through every MPs expense claims
And I'm allowed to deny any I think are taking the piss. Furthermore, I'm allowed to cut the MP for each cheeky claim.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Lembit Opik's in for a slicing, then...

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

pfft :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

You get to look them in the eye, and say "Are you kiddin' me?", and if they look away or blush, it gets disallowed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:50, archived)