I wouldn't.
I'd let people know how they can use the system to their advantage...

www.hotukdeals.com/item/403577/wash-your-uniform-at-home-then-clai/
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

I don't wear a uniform,
I have what's known as a "proper job"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Well done

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

hello, I'm Ruari,
I'm pretentious
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

You cannot defeat Sebastian

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

People can at least pronounce your name

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

The lady who washes my clothes for me writes is as
'Sabastion' on my ticket.
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

ym can't spell your name?
ludicrous!
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

I've been called Roo-R-eE
by every supply teacher/cold caller/job interviewer etc since I can remember.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Pronounced Rory?
Do you own a cravat? If not then I'm afraid Sebastian wins.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

It's meant to be pronouced like brewery without the b
but most people call me Rory.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

Most odd

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

That name is the sound a Down's Lion makes :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

Concurs

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

this online bullying must stop.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

I keep meaning to do this
I could get £600 by the look of it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:45, archived)