Out with the tyranny of the Gregorian calendar
Bring in lunar months, 13 months of 28 days, that'll solve society's ills.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

People wearing glasses
are giving me an itchy trigger finger.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:46, archived)