I PUSH MY ANCIENT MUMMIFIED MINGE ON YOUR FACES LIKE I'M STRADDLING A BATTLESHIP

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

And then queef so hard
your stomach inflates like a balloon.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:04, archived)