How long will I be delayed coming back from Morecambe this evening?
If it's more than 12 minutes I get to jump ship early as I go over 6 hours before a break. Illegal innit.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

7 years.
You will meet a dark stranger, fall in love and go travelling before coming back from Morecambe this evening.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

Get right in!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

The fog is lifting.
I can see more clearly.
The stranger is... Timmy Mallet.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

Ports/storms

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

And he's inviting me to watch.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

Sit iin the corner and keep your hand where I can see them
Do NOT look me in the eye
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:51, archived)