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Podcast 13 is up.
baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
I thought you'd all like to know.
If you didn't want to know, what would you like to know instead?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
Friday's euromillions numbers

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
I showed your kitten skittles to my friends
they liked it.

you should turn it into a game show.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
It's all over the show already.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
please

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
Why does your love hurt so much?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
Secret urethra rusty nail prank bummings.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
Lockjaw buggerist

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
Am I in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
My level of giving a shit has just increased.
BTW, I liked the one where you talked about me bleeding in the toilet bowl and it looking like I'd hacked apart a lamb. You dodged the dinosaur question, but it was very amusing regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
How long will I be delayed coming back from Morecambe this evening?
If it's more than 12 minutes I get to jump ship early as I go over 6 hours before a break. Illegal innit.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
7 years.
You will meet a dark stranger, fall in love and go travelling before coming back from Morecambe this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
Get right in!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
The fog is lifting.
I can see more clearly.
The stranger is... Timmy Mallet.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
Ports/storms

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
And he's inviting me to watch.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
Sit iin the corner and keep your hand where I can see them
Do NOT look me in the eye
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
GJBM

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
WDTMW

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
YMISGAY

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
OISTYFE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
This will be migrating to my mp3 player
THIS EVENING
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
MOTHER FUCKING PEGGLE AND BOOKWORM ON THE IPOD !
Do you realise what this means? Do you quite know how good this is to humanity?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
I got peggle last week
Zuma will be next.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
oh no zuma too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
PEGGLE ON THE IPOD?
FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
*Does a super-secret peggle on ipod hand-shake*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
YOU'RE UP
You wankstain bald monkey, baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
Who would win between me and you if we played a game of 'dick touch'?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
What does it involve?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
We have to go to a very busy party, only eye level room, standing.
take it in turns to see how many people we can touch our dicks onto, out of the fly. +bonus points for CEOs and MDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
I'm having a party that will be like that on sunday
I hope no one plays that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
Also, this is my favourite post from me for today.
www.b3ta.com/talk/5574592
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
That was on my birthday too.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
Well that ruins that post then, doesn't it...fucks sake...you just HAVE ruin things, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
I'm just angry
that my posts here went unappreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
genius

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
Do you think I can get away with having the M*A*S*H theme tune as my ringtone
considering where I work ?
or would it offend the surgeons.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
What's the frequency, baldmonkey?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
as usual.
it's playing in the background.

was my problem in it last week? maybe i'll listen to it when i get home.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
bet you don't
you're a massive liar.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
i may be massive, but i'm no liar!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
Liar! Liar! Your bum's on fire!
Your hair sticks up like telephone wire!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
will you still love me tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
How will you be celebrating your birthday?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
where the mods are for /board at the mo

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:06, archived)